television pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

  2. 2. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  3. 3. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  4. 4. I'll watch Carl for you.

  5. 5. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  6. 6. Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

  7. 7. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

  8. 8. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

  9. 9. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

  10. 10. IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

  11. 11. Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

  12. 12. My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

  13. 13. Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

  14. 14. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

  15. 15. Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

  16. 16. I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

  17. 17. Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

  18. 18. How about I give you a golden crown dear?

  19. 19. I always wanted to be a wizard.

  20. 20. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  21. 21. Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

  22. 22. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

  23. 23. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  24. 24. so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  25. 25. Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

  26. 26. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  27. 27. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  28. 28. My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

  29. 29. Makes me wanna cry.

  30. 30. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  31. 31. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

  32. 32. Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

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