1. After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
2. All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood
3. Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
4. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
5. Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
6. Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget your
7. Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
8. Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
9. Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
10. Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day
11. As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
12. Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
13. Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
14. Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
15. Can I pinch hit on you?
16. Can I show you my spitball?
17. Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
18. Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does
19. Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
20. Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
21. Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
22. Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
23. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"
24. Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
25. Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film
26. Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
27. Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
28. I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
29. I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
30. I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
31. I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender
32. I think I glove you.
33. I wield a big stick.
34. I'd got to bat for you, babe.
35. I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
36. I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
37. I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
38. I'm falling in glove with you.
39. If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
40. If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
41. If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun
42. If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
43. If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option
44. Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
45. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
46. Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action
47. Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
48. My dugout, or yours?
49. My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
50. My split finger will have your knees buckling
51. Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
52. Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever
53. So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
54. The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
55. The only thing tender today is my heart for you
56. They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
57. They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
58. They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
59. They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
60. They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter
61. Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too
62. Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
63. Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
64. Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
65. Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
66. Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
67. We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
68. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
69. What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
70. What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
71. Whatcha got?
72. Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
73. Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
74. You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
75. You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
76. You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield
77. You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
78. You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby
79. You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
80. You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
81. You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
82. You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
83. You're quite the catch, baby.
84. Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
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86. I'm falling in glove with you.
87. I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
88. You're quite the catch, baby.
89. I'm an umpire - give me your number so I can make the call.
90. Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
91. Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
92. You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
93. My dugout, or yours?
94. Us baseball players know our way around the bases.