police officer cop pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  2. 2. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

  3. 3. You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.

  4. 4. You got fine written all over you.

  5. 5. Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

  6. 6. Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

  7. 7. Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  8. 8. Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.

  9. 9. Ever seen a baton this big?

  10. 10. I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

  11. 11. I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

  12. 12. I hear cops like a big bust.

  13. 13. I love a man in uniform

  14. 14. I'm a police officer!

  15. 15. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.

  17. 17. Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

  18. 18. My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

  19. 19. Drop 'em!

  20. 20. That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

  21. 21. Want to plant something on me?

  22. 22. COPS!! Spread em'.

  23. 23. Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?

  24. 24. Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?

  25. 25. How about you cock my gun?

  26. 26. I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

  27. 27. Want to play good cop bad cop?

  28. 28. What are you doing with your night stick later?

  29. 29. What else do you do with that night stick?

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