door pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  2. 2. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

  3. 3. You've got the aquis to my door.

  4. 4. I am like a Zombie, I will bang down your door and eat you out.

  5. 5. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

  6. 6. Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

  7. 7. How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?

  8. 8. I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

  9. 9. Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

  10. 10. Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

  11. 11. Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

  12. 12. Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

  13. 13. Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

  14. 14. Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

  15. 15. Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.

  16. 16. Ready to sweep you of your feet

  17. 17. Person: Why are you closing the door?

  18. 18. You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.

  19. 19. Because I want to slam you. Im sorry.

  20. 20. Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

  21. 21. Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵

  22. 22. Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.

  23. 23. Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs

  24. 24. Girl gets in elevator Guy is walking towards lift Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?" Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."

  25. 25. Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

  26. 26. You're in my heart...

  27. 27. Cause I want to smash you evreytime you're nearby.

  28. 28. Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

  29. 29. Because you're a-door-able :}

  30. 30. You be the door and I'll slam ya

  31. 31. You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

  32. 32. Cause I'm just tryin to get in the through the back door

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