file pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

  2. 2. You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

  3. 3. I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

  4. 4. Cause you make me wanna unzip you

  5. 5. Cause I'd love to unzip you... xD

  6. 6. As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

  7. 7. For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

  8. 8. Because I would love to unzip you

  9. 9. Because I’d love to unzip you.

  10. 10. You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

  11. 11. Hey baby, I'd send you a dick pic but... #the file would be too big.

  12. 12. So, you file for unemployment here often?

  13. 13. What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground? A pick-up line.

  14. 14. So do you file electronically around here often?

  15. 15. Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

  16. 16. Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

  17. 17. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.

  18. 18. Just relax while we unzip your files.

  19. 19. Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'

  20. 20. I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

  21. 21. We can make beautiful .wav files together.

  22. 22. Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

  23. 23. Girl, are you a tax accountant? Cus you make file for an extension

  24. 24. After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?

  25. 25. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

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