grocery pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re essential to me...

  2. 2. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  3. 3. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  4. 4. Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

  5. 5. I need to eat something 🤔

  6. 6. Are you sold out at the grocery store? Because you're a non-perishable item

  7. 7. Because you're my Target.

  8. 8. Because youre a snack.

  9. 9. Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

  10. 10. Isn’t it tuber time?

  11. 11. Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

  12. 12. Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

  13. 13. Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac?

  14. 14. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

  15. 15. Got milk? You look like you would.

  16. 16. How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)

  17. 17. Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

  18. 18. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

  19. 19. Funny meat-ing you here.

  20. 20. Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

  21. 21. Don’t you just love stone fruit?

  22. 22. Clean up in Aisle BVD!

  23. 23. Are those melons fresh?

  24. 24. Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

  25. 25. A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

  26. 26. Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

  27. 27. Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

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