john pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.

  2. 2. Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you. Then John second. And David third.

  3. 3. I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

  4. 4. Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

  5. 5. Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

  6. 6. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  7. 7. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

  8. 8. I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

  9. 9. No honestly my real name is John Smith.

  10. 10. Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

  11. 11. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  12. 12. The name is John. John Holmes.

  13. 13. Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

  14. 14. Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

  15. 15. Are you john? Cuz I've never Cena women like you

  16. 16. Cause I never Cena person like you

  17. 17. Cause I wanna take you out some time. :)

  18. 18. Like John F. Kennedy needed a car with a roof

  19. 19. Cause i feel like we should come together, right now

  20. 20. Cause I've never Cena girl/guy looking so good.

  21. 21. Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .

  22. 22. Cause I want you to plow.

  23. 23. Cause you blow my mind

  24. 24. Because your papa johns is right here

  25. 25. Because all of me loves all of you

  26. 26. Because I can't get you out of my head - John F. Kennedy

  27. 27. Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

  28. 28. You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.

  29. 29. Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

  30. 30. John Watson? More like John Hot-son.

  31. 31. You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.

  32. 32. Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

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