1. If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
2. Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you
3. Because I want to give my heart to you
4. Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something? James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
5. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
6. Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
7. You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
8. I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.
9. I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.