terrible pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.

  2. 2. Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  3. 3. Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!

  4. 4. "Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

  5. 5. Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

  6. 6. It's just a terrible ice breaker

  7. 7. It was terrible it didn’t include you

  8. 8. 'Cause its terribly infectious ;)

  9. 9. You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

  10. 10. Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

  11. 11. This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.

  12. 12. Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!

  13. 13. ...since I’d never want to send you away

  14. 14. Because I would eat you with relish. *** I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.

  15. 15. [TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis Can i hide it in side you???

  16. 16. You read the title. This sub sucks

  17. 17. Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex

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