shirt pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

  2. 2. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

  3. 3. Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

  4. 4. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  5. 5. Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

  6. 6. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  7. 7. I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

  8. 8. I'm just sayin, you look good in that shirt, but you would look better with it off.

  9. 9. There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

  10. 10. Boyfriend material

  11. 11. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

  12. 12. That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

  13. 13. That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

  14. 14. Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

  15. 15. I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

  16. 16. Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

  17. 17. In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

  18. 18. Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.

  19. 19. But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

  20. 20. Your boobs are so big it makes your shirt puff up so you look chunky. You should wear tighter shirts.

  21. 21. Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not

  22. 22. I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

  23. 23. Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

  24. 24. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

  25. 25. Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

  26. 26. "That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?"

  27. 27. That shirt is really becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

  28. 28. I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.

  29. 29. Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

  30. 30. Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

  31. 31. Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?

  32. 32. Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

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