2. She comes up to me during work and says
"Hey badfish321 we're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more?"
I gesture to her and say "We're not out of dimes. Got one right here."
3. Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]
4. You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my sex offenses.
5. Because you stole my heart <3 ;)
6. May I ask for your EU transparency register number?
7. Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?
8. The next time someone tells you to put on a life preserver, remember: I’m a registered beach patroller, and I'm one size fits all.
9. Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
10. You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.
11. Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.
12. Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.