swear pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

  2. 2. Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

  3. 3. I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

  4. 4. I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

  5. 5. Because I swear that ass is calling me

  6. 6. I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

  7. 7. Because I like you a latte

  8. 8. I swear I'm not a physics major.

  9. 9. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

  10. 10. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

  11. 11. Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

  12. 12. I swear I’ll give it back.

  13. 13. Cause i swear that ass is calling me

  14. 14. Because I swear, you've given me wood before

  15. 15. Girl, are you sure you're not 5'5"? Because I swear you're a 10 in my eyes.

  16. 16. I swear I didn’t know she was 2!

  17. 17. Works 10/10, I swear!

  18. 18. Cause i swear you are radiant today!

  19. 19. Because I Swear that ass is calling me

  20. 20. You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

  21. 21. Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

  22. 22. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.

  23. 23. Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)

  24. 24. You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.

  25. 25. I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.

  26. 26. Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

  27. 27. In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

  28. 28. I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

  29. 29. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

  30. 30. Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...

  31. 31. I swear I am disease free.

  32. 32. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.

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