1. Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!
2. Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.
3. I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.
4. I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!
5. Because I swear that ass is calling me
6. I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
7. Because I like you a latte
8. I swear I'm not a physics major.
9. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
10. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
11. Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.
12. I swear I’ll give it back.
13. Cause i swear that ass is calling me
14. Because I swear, you've given me wood before
15. Girl, are you sure you're not 5'5"?
Because I swear you're a 10 in my eyes.
16. I swear I didn’t know she was 2!
17. Works 10/10, I swear!
18. Cause i swear you are radiant today!
19. Because I Swear that ass is calling me
20. You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.
21. Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
22. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.
23. Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)
24. You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.
25. I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.
26. Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.
27. In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.
28. I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
29. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
30. Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
31. I swear I am disease free.
32. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.