3. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?
4. I'm half black in all the right places.
5. Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?
6. Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.
7. Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?
8. My 9-iron is 12 inches.
9. Wanna polish my iron?
10. Will you kiss my balls for good luck?
11. It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.
12. Wanna see my flop shot?
13. Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?
14. Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
15. Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?
16. Hey baby, wanna see my putter?
17. I'm Tiger Woods!
18. Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.
19. Wanna watch me swing my wood?
20. efore we tee off, how about you wash my balls?
21. Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?
22. I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?
23. I already have 16 affairs. Might as well have another, right?
24. Don't worry i never put it in the wrong hole.
25. I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood
26. Hey baby, you've got the best back nine I've seen all year.