server pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  2. 2. My server's always up for you, baby.

  3. 3. I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

  4. 4. Because you make my dick have a bigger hitbox wanna get on a private server and test the hit registration?

  5. 5. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  6. 6. I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  7. 7. ..

  8. 8. Cause I'm about to go down on you

  9. 9. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

  10. 10. "Hey, baby, I want to strip you just like my client server strips off those TCP/IP layers..."

  11. 11. You are always the VIP in my server.

  12. 12. You know, I think I'd rather join your server.

  13. 13. My servers never go down... but I do!

  14. 14. Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

  15. 15. Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

  16. 16. I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

  17. 17. I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

  18. 18. I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

  19. 19. I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

  20. 20. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  21. 21. I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

  22. 22. Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

  23. 23. My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

  24. 24. My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

  25. 25. Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

  26. 26. So when’s your next night off?

  27. 27. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from? I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  28. 28. This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

  29. 29. What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

  30. 30. You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

  31. 31. You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

  32. 32. You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

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