punk pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

  2. 2. Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

  3. 3. Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.

  4. 4. Your grave, or mine?

  5. 5. Hey girl, together we could have 31 minutes of group sex!

  6. 6. My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

  7. 7. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  8. 8. How do you do, I don't think that we've met. My name is Justin and I'm not from Minor Threat.

  9. 9. If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

  10. 10. You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?

  11. 11. Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?

  12. 12. Wanna see my Buzzcock?

  13. 13. You want the D-beat?

  14. 14. Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?

  15. 15. How can such a bad ass, have such a good ass?

  16. 16. We should have sex. Joey Ramone would’ve wanted it that way.

  17. 17. Are you CM Punk? Because you're the best in my world.

  18. 18. Can I see all your piercings?

  19. 19. Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)

  20. 20. Call me cm punk because at the end of the night I'm going make you scream BEST IN THE WORLD!

  21. 21. Call me CM Punk and I'll show you my Anaconda Vise.

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