1. You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
2. Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off
3. Because my dog likes you on my penis
4. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
5. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
6. Wanna fuck?
7. I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
8. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly
9. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
10. Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts
11. Because I want to spread you
12. Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.
Sorry.
13. Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
14. What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass
15. Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
16. No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jam