shell pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your Thermador cracks my shell.

  2. 2. and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

  3. 3. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  4. 4. Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

  5. 5. Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

  6. 6. I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

  7. 7. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

  8. 8. (mario kart obviously..)

  9. 9. Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

  10. 10. If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?

  11. 11. Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

  12. 12. And I shell always love you.

  13. 13. You really bring me out of my shell.

  14. 14. Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? Her: naked Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

  15. 15. You keep me stable

  16. 16. Cause I sure wanna blow you

  17. 17. My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

  18. 18. Watch out babe, I am coming up behind with my Red Shells.

  19. 19. Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  20. 20. No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.

  21. 21. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

  22. 22. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

  23. 23. Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

  24. 24. My shell or yours?

  25. 25. If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.

  26. 26. You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

  27. 27. You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

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