seat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  2. 2. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

  3. 3. “is this seat taken”

  4. 4. I saved you a seat...on my face.

  5. 5. The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

  6. 6. When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

  7. 7. I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

  8. 8. The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

  9. 9. *wipes face*

  10. 10. Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

  11. 11. Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

  12. 12. Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

  13. 13. Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

  14. 14. Going my way? I've got a seat open.

  15. 15. Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

  16. 16. So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

  17. 17. Hey there. Got a seat for me?

  18. 18. Because my face is always open

  19. 19. Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

  20. 20. But I always feel safe with you 🥰

  21. 21. I have to say, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

  22. 22. How about you are you?

  23. 23. Cause that ass looks hot!

  24. 24. *Take your towel and wipe your face*

  25. 25. As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.

  26. 26. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

  27. 27. Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

  28. 28. You know this seat is saved just for you

  29. 29. Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

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