Chemistry pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

  2. 2. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

  3. 3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

  4. 4. Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point. 

  5. 5. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful 

  6. 6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute 

  7. 7. Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me. 

  8. 8. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

  9. 9. Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

  10. 10. Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential 

  11. 11. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

  12. 12. Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame 

  13. 13. Baby you give my electrons a positive charge 

  14. 14. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

  15. 15. Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

  16. 16. Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3) 

  17. 17. Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

  18. 18. Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in? 

  19. 19. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 

  20. 20. Chem students do it on the table periodically 

  21. 21. Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine! 

  22. 22. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

  23. 23. Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA 

  24. 24. f i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes 

  25. 25. Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

  26. 26. Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

  27. 27. Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you. 

  28. 28. Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

  29. 29. Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe 

  30. 30. hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole? 

  31. 31. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

  32. 32. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight? 

  33. 33. Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe. 

  34. 34. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

  35. 35. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls? 

  36. 36. I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 

  37. 37. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10 

  38. 38. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 

  39. 39. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 

  40. 40. I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

  41. 41. I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state. 

  42. 42. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

  43. 43. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

  44. 44. If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive 

  45. 45. If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.. 

  46. 46. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 

  47. 47. Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming? 

  48. 48. it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat 

  49. 49. Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed 

  50. 50. Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

  51. 51. My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density" 

  52. 52. My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

  53. 53. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

  54. 54. U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry

  55. 55. Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you. 

  56. 56. We have great chemistry, lets do some biology 

  57. 57. When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

  58. 58. Where is the closets research? Because I sense a lot of chemistry between us.

  59. 59. You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.

  60. 60. You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

  61. 61. You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same. 

  62. 62. You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together 

  63. 63. You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

  64. 64. You be Fluorine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron 

  65. 65. You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world. 

  66. 66. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

  67. 67. You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

  68. 68. You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you. 

  69. 69. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe. 

  70. 70. You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction 

  71. 71. You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.

  72. 72. You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation. 

  73. 73. You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive. 

  74. 74. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

  75. 75. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

  76. 76. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

  77. 77. Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

  78. 78. You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux? 

  79. 79. You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! 

  80. 80. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 

  81. 81. You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. 

  82. 82. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming. 

  83. 83. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

  84. 84. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

  85. 85. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

  86. 86. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

  87. 87. You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

  88. 88. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

  89. 89. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

  90. 90. Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!

  91. 91. Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!

  92. 92. You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

  93. 93. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

  94. 94. Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!

  95. 95. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

  96. 96. Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

  97. 97. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

  98. 98. Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

  99. 99. I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

  100. 100. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

  101. 101. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

  102. 102. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

  103. 103. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

  104. 104. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

  105. 105. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

  106. 106. If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.

  107. 107. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

  108. 108. I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

  109. 109. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

  110. 110. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

  111. 111. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

  112. 112. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

  113. 113. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

  114. 114. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

  115. 115. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

  116. 116. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

  117. 117. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

  118. 118. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

  119. 119. I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

  120. 120. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

  121. 121. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

  122. 122. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

  123. 123. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

  124. 124. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.

  125. 125. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

  126. 126. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

  127. 127. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

  128. 128. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

  129. 129. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

  130. 130. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

  131. 131. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

  132. 132. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

  133. 133. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

  134. 134. Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

  135. 135. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

  136. 136. I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.

  137. 137. You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.

  138. 138. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

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