Chemistry pick up lines for you to try
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1. I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
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2. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
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3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
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4. Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
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5. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
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6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute
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7. Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
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8. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
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9. Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine
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10. Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential
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11. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
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12. Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame
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13. Baby you give my electrons a positive charge
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14. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
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15. Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
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16. Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
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17. Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.
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18. Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
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19. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
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20. Chem students do it on the table periodically
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21. Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!
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22. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
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23. Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA
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24. f i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
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25. Forget hydrogen you're my number one element
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26. Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
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27. Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you.
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28. Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up
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29. Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
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30. hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?
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31. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
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32. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
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33. Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.
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34. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
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35. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
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36. I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
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37. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
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38. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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39. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
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40. I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.
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41. I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
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42. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
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43. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
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44. If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive
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45. If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar..
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46. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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47. Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?
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48. it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat
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49. Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
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50. Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
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51. My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density"
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52. My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
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53. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
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54. U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry
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55. Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
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56. We have great chemistry, lets do some biology
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57. When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
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58. Where is the closets research? Because I sense a lot of chemistry between us.
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59. You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
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60. You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
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61. You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.
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62. You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
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63. You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
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64. You be Fluorine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
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65. You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
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66. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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67. You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
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68. You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
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69. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
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70. You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
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71. You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.
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72. You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
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73. You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
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74. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond!
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75. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
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76. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
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77. Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.
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78. You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
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79. You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
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80. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
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81. You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
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82. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
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83. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
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84. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
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85. I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
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86. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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87. You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
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88. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
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89. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
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90. Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
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91. Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
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92. You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
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93. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
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94. Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
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95. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
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96. Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
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97. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
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98. Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
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99. I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
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100. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
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101. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
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102. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
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103. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
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104. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
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105. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
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106. If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
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107. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
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108. I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
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109. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
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110. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
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111. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
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112. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
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113. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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114. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
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115. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
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116. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
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117. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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118. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
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119. I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
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120. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
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121. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
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122. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
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123. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
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124. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.
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125. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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126. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
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127. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
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128. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
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129. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
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130. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
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131. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
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132. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
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133. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
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134. Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
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135. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
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136. I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
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137. You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
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138. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.