turtle pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

  2. 2. Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

  3. 3. Cause you make my turtle come out of it’s shell.

  4. 4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

  5. 5. Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

  6. 6. You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

  7. 7. We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

  8. 8. Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

  9. 9. Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

  10. 10. I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

  11. 11. Her: naked Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

  12. 12. Coz you can swallow my straw

  13. 13. Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  14. 14. Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  15. 15. call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  16. 16. Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

  17. 17. Because I think you belong in this manhole.

  18. 18. Coz Idk I really like turtles

  19. 19. Cause you cute as hell.

  20. 20. Damn, your so fine Make me wanna fuck you like a turtle

  21. 21. Because I want to have rough anal sex with you for 83 hours straigh

  22. 22. It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

  23. 23. I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.

  24. 24. I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

  25. 25. I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

  26. 26. I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

  27. 27. I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

  28. 28. On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

  29. 29. Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

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