russian pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

  2. 2. Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

  3. 3. Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

  4. 4. Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

  5. 5. Either you date me or I'll kill you.

  6. 6. Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.

  7. 7. I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

  8. 8. Cause you dope.

  9. 9. Because I want to be inside you.

  10. 10. Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

  11. 11. Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

  12. 12. Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  13. 13. Strong, bitter, and deadly.

  14. 14. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  15. 15. Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

  16. 16. Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

  17. 17. Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

  18. 18. Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

  19. 19. Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

  20. 20. Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to penetrate you.

  21. 21. I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.

  22. 22. Can I empale your Vlad-gina?

  23. 23. Because there’s an uprising in my lower class.

  24. 24. Because there is an uprising in my lower class

  25. 25. You're hotter than my mother's borscht.

  26. 26. I'm just PUTIN it out there.

  27. 27. Can I be your kalashnikov?

  28. 28. I have vodka.

  29. 29. Because you can interfere with my erection.

  30. 30. You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

  31. 31. Because im Russian to get to know you better

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