diseases pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

  2. 2. Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

  3. 3. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

  4. 4. Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  5. 5. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  6. 6. Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

  7. 7. And you, sir, make me sick.

  8. 8. Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

  9. 9. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  10. 10. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  11. 11. Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

  12. 12. I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

  13. 13. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  14. 14. Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

  15. 15. Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

  16. 16. Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

  17. 17. Want to shelter in place on my bed?

  18. 18. Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

  19. 19. The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

  20. 20. Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

  21. 21. Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

  22. 22. You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

  23. 23. You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

  24. 24. Because you warm my heart

  25. 25. I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

  26. 26. If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

  27. 27. I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

  28. 28. Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

  29. 29. Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

  30. 30. I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

  31. 31. Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

  32. 32. Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

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