how i met your mother pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  2. 2. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

  3. 3. I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.

  4. 4. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

  5. 5. The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

  6. 6. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  7. 7. Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

  8. 8. Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

  9. 9. What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

  10. 10. I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

  11. 11. Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?

  12. 12. What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some sex?

  13. 13. Daddy's home!

  14. 14. Have you met [name]?

  15. 15. Duck, duck, gross

  16. 16. What do I do for a living? ....Please

  17. 17. POOF! I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

  18. 18. I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

  19. 19. Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY.

  20. 20. Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

  21. 21. What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maye some sex?

  22. 22. Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

  23. 23. The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.

  24. 24. That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

  25. 25. I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

  26. 26. A week? That's like a year in hot girl time.

  27. 27. There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

  28. 28. Remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.

  29. 29. To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be legen - wait for it -dary!

  30. 30. My name may not be luna, but I sure know how to lovegood!

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