1. Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?
2. It stands up so you can sit down
3. It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
4. I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.
5. Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.
6. Hey, I can tie a double Windsor.
7. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
8. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.
9. You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.
10. But you lady, you raise my *penis*
11. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
12. I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?
13. May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?
14. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.
15. Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.
16. Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.
17. I see your morbid fascination tingles my spine, you should date me.
18. Good day ma'am, may I show you my fountain pen?
19. Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?
20. Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?
21. I like my women like I like my eggs, always there to brighten up my morning.
22. What I mean to say is I CUM in YOUR piece...of ASS.
Just kidding, I'll use a condom. I'm a gentleman.
Boom.
23. Ill fuck you in the ass and stay the night
24. It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down 🤪
- Day 31
25. Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?
26. I can be a gentleman (gentleman), anything you want/ If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), I'd never let you go, never let you go.
27. Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?" James Bond: "You should say yes."
28. With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)
29. Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
30. Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby.
31. (for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?