1. (You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
2. I've got a few friends at the IRS. Got any enemies?
3. Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.
4. Because I want to keep you closer to me
5. Because I want you under my arms
6. Because I wanna shoot a high explosive round into you
7. Because I wanna invade you. Slowly. For an hour.
8. No matter what castle you are in, I will destroy all my enemies for you.