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  1. 1. I want to take you over the counter.

  2. 2. Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

  3. 3. Take twice-daily or as desired.

  4. 4. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  5. 5. Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

  6. 6. I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

  7. 7. Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

  8. 8. Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

  9. 9. Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

  10. 10. Ready to find new routes of administration?

  11. 11. Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!

  12. 12. Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

  13. 13. Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

  14. 14. Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

  15. 15. Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.

  16. 16. Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.

  17. 17. How about Pen G and Plan B?

  18. 18. I got your suppository right here, baby.

  19. 19. I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

  20. 20. I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

  21. 21. I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.

  22. 22. I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.

  23. 23. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?

  24. 24. Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

  25. 25. Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  26. 26. Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.

  27. 27. Must be taken orally.

  28. 28. Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

  29. 29. So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

  30. 30. Would you prefer something to suck on?

  31. 31. Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

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