theme park pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

  2. 2. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  3. 3. Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

  4. 4. I don't need G-force to find your G-spot.

  5. 5. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

  6. 6. Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

  7. 7. My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

  8. 8. Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.

  9. 9. I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

  10. 10. Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

  11. 11. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  12. 12. What thrill level is your ride?

  13. 13. I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.

  14. 14. I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!

  15. 15. But you’re the main attraction.

  16. 16. Are you saying you want my log ride?

  17. 17. Boy you must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.

  18. 18. I hope this line isn't the only thing long around here...

  19. 19. Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.

  20. 20. I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.

All Pages

Share your expierence with Allpickuplines