wash pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause babies die inside you ;)

  2. 2. Cause I wanna drop my load in you

  3. 3. Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

  4. 4. First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.

  5. 5. Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  6. 6. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

  7. 7. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  8. 8. I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

  9. 9. And suck my brains out! (Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

  10. 10. I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

  11. 11. Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

  12. 12. Because I'd put my load in you.

  13. 13. Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

  14. 14. Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  15. 15. Cause I wanna put a baby in you

  16. 16. Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

  17. 17. I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

  18. 18. Because on the moment when you showed up, salty tide washed away my heart.

  19. 19. Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

  20. 20. Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

  21. 21. But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

  22. 22. They're obsessed with their stroke & they only wash their balls after 18 holes

  23. 23. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  24. 24. efore we tee off, how about you wash my balls?

  25. 25. I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

  26. 26. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  27. 27. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

  28. 28. Cause I can see myself in your pants.

  29. 29. Because I can see myself in them...

  30. 30. You should have a clean place to sit.

  31. 31. I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too.

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