new year pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

  2. 2. Because I think you’re a solid 20/20

  3. 3. Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before ...

  4. 4. Cause you’re a solid 10/10 “Don’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double

  5. 5. ou don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

  6. 6. Can I see your pants drop at midnight too?

  7. 7. the last thing I want to say to you before we part is Good morning.

  8. 8. If you were the sky on New year's Eve then I'd like to be the fireworks cuz I wanna explode in you

  9. 9. Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)

  10. 10. Got anyone to kiss at midnight?

  11. 11. I'm looking for some one to be my first mistake of the year. How about you?

  12. 12. Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

  13. 13. You're so beautiful it makes me want to vomit.

  14. 14. They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

  15. 15. Let’s ring in the new year with a bang!

  16. 16. Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

  17. 17. Are you a new year's resolution ? Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.

  18. 18. To keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me

  19. 19. If you ask me what I want for this new year, it would be you.

  20. 20. They’re both dropping tonight

  21. 21. I will come visit you between the holidays!

  22. 22. I heard you’ll do me for this new year.

  23. 23. Cause you are the one I was waiting for!

  24. 24. Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?

  25. 25. Have you had enough to drink to believe I'm handsome and charming yet? 

  26. 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were waiting for me. 

  27. 27. How do you like your eggs? Would you like to come over for breakfast? 

  28. 28. I can think of better place to pour champagne.

  29. 29. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but it's 20__ now, right?

  30. 30. Looks like we're the only ones still standing... let's get out of here!

  31. 31. My New Year's resolution is you. 

  32. 32. Nice party hat. Wanna f*ck?

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