real pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

  2. 2. You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

  3. 3. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  4. 4. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  5. 5. Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

  6. 6. I'm still a real boy. Really!

  7. 7. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

  8. 8. You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

  9. 9. In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  10. 10. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  11. 11. I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

  12. 12. Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

  13. 13. Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

  14. 14. I caught it real fast.

  15. 15. Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

  16. 16. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  17. 17. Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

  18. 18. I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

  19. 19. You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

  20. 20. Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  21. 21. Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

  22. 22. Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

  23. 23. Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  24. 24. Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to have a real BIG party.

  25. 25. Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick - Day 96

  26. 26. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  27. 27. Suck my blood so I know it's real.

  28. 28. Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

  29. 29. Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

  30. 30. Damn girl, are you CNN? 'Cause I can't even believe you're real.

  31. 31. I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

  32. 32. You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

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