1. Can I discover if the carpet matches the drapes?
2. If I court you, will it be a love match?
3. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.
4. You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. from "Flesh and The Devil"
5. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
6. Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
7. But I think I found a Match
8. Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.
9. And you're drop dead gorgeous so we're a perfect match.
10. I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
11. You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you.
12. James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.
13. If you are , Then we'd make the best match ..
Cuz I'm lonely and sad too .
14. If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now
(Worked for me)
Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best
15. Does the carpet match the sheets?
16. Does the sleeve match the shoes?
17. Say, does the cloak match the tabard?
18. Does the interior match the exterior?
19. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
20. Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?
21. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.
22. Want to get hardcore like a match in ECW?
23. Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?
24. Your shield is no match for me.
25. Thank god you're a match... Now let's light a spark
26. You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
27. Because I think we’re a match.
28. Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match
29. Because why there are 2 queens just sitting?
30. It would really match my bedroom floor.
31. Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.