piece pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. 2. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

  3. 3. Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

  4. 4. You should call me.

  5. 5. Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  6. 6. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  7. 7. Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her : (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  8. 8. 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. (One Piece, let's gooo)

  9. 9. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

  10. 10. You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

  11. 11. Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  12. 12. I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

  13. 13. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  14. 14. Wanna be a piece in my games?

  15. 15. You are the missing piece in my life-set.

  16. 16. You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

  17. 17. Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  18. 18. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

  19. 19. Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

  20. 20. I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

  21. 21. I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

  22. 22. You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

  23. 23. I should nail you against the wall ;)

  24. 24. I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

  25. 25. You're like the orange piece, beautiful and hard to come by.

  26. 26. Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3 (or {because im the piece you’re missing})

  27. 27. Cause i’d pick you...

  28. 28. Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

  29. 29. I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

  30. 30. I think you might be the final piece to my heart container.

  31. 31. Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.

  32. 32. You look like you have some legendary chest pieces.

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