shape pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?

  2. 2. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

  3. 3. Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

  4. 4. Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

  5. 5. Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

  6. 6. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  7. 7. You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

  8. 8. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  9. 9. Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

  10. 10. At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

  11. 11. If I can be a gemstone, I would carved it into a heart shape and give it to you.

  12. 12. Because round is a shape and I want to be in shape

  13. 13. It's shaped like a rainbow, wanna see it?

  14. 14. Is your name Shape? Because I would love to be in you

  15. 15. Because it reminds me of what you stole from me

  16. 16. Because of your hourglass shape

  17. 17. You know I am made of "mimetic polyalloy" which means I can deform and take any shape you want me to.

  18. 18. You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

  19. 19. I love your almond-shaped eyes.

  20. 20. I like the shape of your ears.

  21. 21. A steering wheel in the shape of a boob.

  22. 22. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

  23. 23. No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

  24. 24. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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