1. There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
2. Can I see your tan lines?
3. Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
4. Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".
5. Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
7. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
8. Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.
9. Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]
10. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.
11. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
12. Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
13. Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.
14. Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?
15. Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?
16. Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
17. Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
18. Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water. It's harder than the pudding wrestling.
19. Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)
20. Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.
21. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?
22. Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?
23. Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?
24. How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
25. I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
26. I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.
27. I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!
28. I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!
29. I got an amusement park in my pants.
30. I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet
31. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
32. I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.
33. I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?
34. I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?
35. I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?
36. I perform best when I'm wet.
37. I really like your suit.
38. I see you already have the buns.
39. I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!
40. I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.
41. I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?
42. I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
43. I'll show you a ride with no wait time.
44. I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.
45. I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!
46. I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)
47. If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe
48. Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
49. Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.
50. Is your name summer? Because you are hot!
51. Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.
52. Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?
53. Nice life preservers.
54. Nicest melons at the fair, honey! Sweet and succulent-looking, ya’ know?
55. Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you.
56. Save a horse, ride a cowboy! (mechanical bull)
57. Wanna go over and watch the funnies buck?
58. Wanna hold my corn dog?
59. Want to see Goofy's playhouse?
60. Want to share a locker?
61. Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.
62. What's a nice girl like you doing on a sandbar like this?
63. Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.
64. Would you like to go on a ride with me?
65. Wow! Did you grow those yourself?
66. You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".
67. You have to be this tall to ride this ride.
68. You make my heart slip 'n slide.
69. You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick