today pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

  2. 2. Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  3. 3. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  4. 4. I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

  5. 5. Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  6. 6. Because your a 1/10

  7. 7. Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  8. 8. Coz you are the one.

  9. 9. I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

  10. 10. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  11. 11. I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

  12. 12. Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them

  13. 13. I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

  14. 14. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

  15. 15. How free are you today?

  16. 16. You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

  17. 17. Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

  18. 18. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  19. 19. I guess I'm wearing green today.

  20. 20. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

  21. 21. Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

  22. 22. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  23. 23. I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

  24. 24. Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

  25. 25. Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

  26. 26. Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

  27. 27. So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

  28. 28. Because you're 9/10

  29. 29. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

  30. 30. I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

  31. 31. Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

  32. 32. Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

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