life pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. But I only want you to come inside me

  2. 2. All i can commit is suicide.

  3. 3. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  4. 4. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  5. 5. I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

  6. 6. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

  7. 7. Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

  8. 8. Why dont I join in?

  9. 9. Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

  10. 10. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  11. 11. Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  12. 12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

  13. 13. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  14. 14. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

  15. 15. Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

  16. 16. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  17. 17. Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

  18. 18. Are you free for the rest of your life?

  19. 19. Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

  20. 20. One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.

  21. 21. Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

  22. 22. Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

  23. 23. Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

  24. 24. This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

  25. 25. I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  26. 26. Cause I could use you to enchant my life

  27. 27. Hey girl wanna go out with me Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

  28. 28. Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  29. 29. Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

  30. 30. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  31. 31. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

  32. 32. As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

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