1. The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)
2. Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.
3. You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.
4. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.
5. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
6. Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.
7. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.
8. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?
9. Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!
10. If you found a bag of money with
the same amount as your phone
number, how much money would you have?
11. I can do the job for free.
12. Because I don’t have any money
13. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.
14. If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?
15. Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?
16. Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.
17. Cash is King.
18. Hey baby, what's your FICO score?
19. Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.
20. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.
21. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
22. Want to see my Canadian Tire money?
23. Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?