measurements pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  2. 2. Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  3. 3. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  4. 4. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  5. 5. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

  6. 6. Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

  7. 7. Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

  8. 8. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

  9. 9. Because you sure are one gal.

  10. 10. You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

  11. 11. Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

  12. 12. Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))

  13. 13. Because you are too hot

  14. 14. Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

  15. 15. baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

  16. 16. They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

  17. 17. Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

  18. 18. Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

  19. 19. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

  20. 20. Wanna measure my travel?

  21. 21. My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

  22. 22. We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

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