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  1. 1. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

  2. 2. Pm me only 10$ .

  3. 3. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

  4. 4. It goes on forever and ever

  5. 5. Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

  6. 6. You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/

  7. 7. Cause i’ll see you later

  8. 8. Cuz I want you now

  9. 9. Because that is one fine looking posterior.

  10. 10. Cause not now

  11. 11. Are you a patch update? Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.

  12. 12. It’s unexpected and feels like forever

  13. 13. I give it for 15$ Dm me if you're interested.

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