1. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.
2. Pm me only 10$ .
3. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.
4. It goes on forever and ever
5. Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.
6. You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
Update: “That was a good one” :/
7. Cause i’ll see you later
8. Cuz I want you now
9. Because that is one fine looking posterior.
10. Cause not now
11. Are you a patch update?
Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.