middle pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  2. 2. I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

  3. 3. Cuz I’m abt to make you cum Louisiana Fast lmfaoooo. I came up with this one in middle school lol!

  4. 4. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  5. 5. Cause' freedom isn't the only thing I would like to drill into you....

  6. 6. Bc one I get inside you I'm never pulling out

  7. 7. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

  8. 8. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  9. 9. May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

  10. 10. My lips were sunburnt and they really did hurt. And that's when I woke up in the middle of the night to write this. It was a flurry of inspiration.

  11. 11. Cause I never Cena person like you

  12. 12. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  13. 13. Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

  14. 14. But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

  15. 15. I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  16. 16. Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

  17. 17. I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

  18. 18. Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

  19. 19. "Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

  20. 20. Girl, are you the SAT? Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

  21. 21. You a middle hitter? Cuz you just made my balls drop.

  22. 22. I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

  23. 23. Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle

  24. 24. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  25. 25. Cause theres a political uprising in my pants. From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.

  26. 26. You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

  27. 27. Because mine is Lesotho and I want to be fully deep inside you.

  28. 28. Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.

  29. 29. Because you sha-warm-my heart

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