split pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  2. 2. Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

  3. 3. Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  4. 4. Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

  5. 5. Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

  6. 6. Picture this Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words. "Lickety split, lick my clit" And wink. Gets em' every time

  7. 7. Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry

  8. 8. Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

  9. 9. All I gotta do is split them and make you cream. (Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

  10. 10. What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

  11. 11. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  12. 12. How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

  13. 13. Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

  14. 14. I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  15. 15. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  16. 16. Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

  17. 17. Because I can split your Red Sea.

  18. 18. Is that a split vote in your pocket...

  19. 19. The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

  20. 20. You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

  21. 21. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

  22. 22. Are you a stage? Cause I wanna split your center.

  23. 23. The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

  24. 24. Are you timber? Because I'd split you.

  25. 25. Cause I wanna split your legs and eat what’s inside

  26. 26. Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.

  27. 27. Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

  28. 28. Let’s travel to Dubrovnik because I never want to Split.

  29. 29. ...Finer than a frog hair split four ways

  30. 30. Because I'm gonna split you in two

  31. 31. Because I want to split you in half

  32. 32. Because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.

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