deli related pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u "Now And Later"

  2. 2. Do you like corned beef? If not can I have yours?

  3. 3. Are you a frito because your really corny

  4. 4. Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

  5. 5. Dressing on the side?

  6. 6. Are you a bread dough? Because I'd knead you.

  7. 7. Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?

  8. 8. Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass

  9. 9. Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you.

  10. 10. Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

  11. 11. Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

  12. 12. Bet you've never seen a kielbasa like that, huh?

  13. 13. Bag it and tag it.

  14. 14. God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

  15. 15. Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life

  16. 16. Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my weiner between those buns

  17. 17. I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

  18. 18. Do you want chips with that sandwich?

  19. 19. Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

  20. 20. Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat!

  21. 21. Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.

  22. 22. Do you prefer Espresso or brewed coffee for your morning coffee?

  23. 23. Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.

  24. 24. Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage.

  25. 25. How hot does your gas oven get?

  26. 26. I am NOT a bologna sandwich.

  27. 27. I can last as long as a Mozzarella cheese.

  28. 28. Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

  29. 29. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

  30. 30. Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

  31. 31. Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.

  32. 32. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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