women pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  2. 2. Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  3. 3. And you are ripened!

  4. 4. 19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

  5. 5. Like covid. 19, breath taking and easily spread

  6. 6. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

  7. 7. You'd have a dollar

  8. 8. Strong, sweet, and brown\~ ​ ​ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  9. 9. They both wiggle when you eat them.

  10. 10. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

  11. 11. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

  12. 12. Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

  13. 13. Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

  14. 14. You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

  15. 15. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  16. 16. In other words hey, how you doing?

  17. 17. Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

  18. 18. You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  19. 19. I like my women how I like my Covid 19 and easily spread

  20. 20. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  21. 21. I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

  22. 22. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  23. 23. What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

  24. 24. Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

  25. 25. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

  26. 26. Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

  27. 27. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

  28. 28. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

  29. 29. Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

  30. 30. Strong, bitter, and deadly.

  31. 31. Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

  32. 32. You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

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