insert pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

  2. 2. So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

  3. 3. Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*

  4. 4. Nothing special but works 100%

  5. 5. Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

  6. 6. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

  7. 7. ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  8. 8. Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

  9. 9. Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

  10. 10. "Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

  11. 11. Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

  12. 12. Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

  13. 13. Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

  14. 14. But spending time with you would be priceless

  15. 15. I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed. So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

  16. 16. Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

  17. 17. Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

  18. 18. Because I wanna make you McQueen … … KACHOW! (insert gif of lightning McQueen)

  19. 19. What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.

  20. 20. But you call me TONIGHT.

  21. 21. How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

  22. 22. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  23. 23. Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

  24. 24. But you can call me later

  25. 25. Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)

  26. 26. Girl, I got the Jeweller's orb that can insert some sockets into you.

  27. 27. They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

  28. 28. (After initial confusion..) Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

  29. 29. Because I want Uranus

  30. 30. No? Would you like some?

  31. 31. ‘Cause your always running away from me. (Why *insert name here*)

  32. 32. You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw Works well when you're traveling

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