property pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I can't do either without expressed written consent

  2. 2. Because I want your arson my lap

  3. 3. May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

  4. 4. And you're beach front property.

  5. 5. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  6. 6. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

  7. 7. Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

  8. 8. My parents don't live on the same property.

  9. 9. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  10. 10. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  11. 11. Hippity hoppity wanna be my property?

  12. 12. Because hippity hoppity, you're now my property.

  13. 13. What are you doing here? It’s a smoke free property and you’re smoking hot

  14. 14. Because I wanna shoot kids all over you.

  15. 15. Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

  16. 16. You’re more than just a piece of property.

  17. 17. Can you help me subdivide my property?

  18. 18. Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.

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