machine pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

  2. 2. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  3. 3. QWERTY-**UI**-OP

  4. 4. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  5. 5. "What, when I fell from heaven?" "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  6. 6. ...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

  7. 7. Cause babies die inside you ;)

  8. 8. Cause I wanna drop my load in you

  9. 9. Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

  10. 10. Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  11. 11. Cause I'd like to grind you after turning you on

  12. 12. Cuz you can grind my gears

  13. 13. The love machine will take your body higher.

  14. 14. Because you da snacc

  15. 15. When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc

  16. 16. Because you are a snack -Day 2

  17. 17. Because I'd put my load in you.

  18. 18. Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

  19. 19. Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

  20. 20. Cus' ur looking like a snack

  21. 21. You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

  22. 22. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

  23. 23. Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  24. 24. Because your snack is here.

  25. 25. Girl, are you a time machine? Because I can totally see my future with you.

  26. 26. I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

  27. 27. Cause I wanna put a baby in you

  28. 28. Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

  29. 29. Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

  30. 30. I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

  31. 31. Because being inside you would be life changing

  32. 32. Because i want you on top of me

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