weigh pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.

  2. 2. Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.

  3. 3. You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  4. 4. Enough to break the ice

  5. 5. I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.

  6. 6. Enough to break the ice. What's up.

  7. 7. Because I want to steal one from the zoo. Get in my van. Shits about to get crazy.

  8. 8. Not enough to break the ice. (mutter this line under your breath from across the room)

  9. 9. How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.

  10. 10. Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh.

  11. 11. Let's weigh anchor.

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