dressing pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. -both good for cuddling -both dress appropriately -both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

  2. 2. That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

  3. 3. Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

  4. 4. That dress really adds to your visual integrity.

  5. 5. Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  6. 6. Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...

  7. 7. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

  8. 8. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

  9. 9. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  10. 10. You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

  11. 11. Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

  12. 12. That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

  13. 13. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

  14. 14. That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

  15. 15. Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

  16. 16. Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

  17. 17. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

  18. 18. I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

  19. 19. Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

  20. 20. You can dress me up as a doll if I can dress you down.

  21. 21. Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

  22. 22. Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

  23. 23. My arms

  24. 24. Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

  25. 25. Her: Jessica. You: Jessica, I've come to bargain. ​ Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.

  26. 26. Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

  27. 27. Aren't you cold in that dress?

  28. 28. Are you dressed up as Beyoncé baby? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

  29. 29. In the Evidence Box of a rape trial

  30. 30. I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

  31. 31. Because i wanna fill you up with my dressing..

  32. 32. ...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.

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