presidents day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

  2. 2. I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

  3. 3. Wanna know the real reason they call me “Tricky Dick”?

  4. 4. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  5. 5. Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

  6. 6. You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

  7. 7. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  8. 8. For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

  9. 9. I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

  10. 10. I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

  11. 11. Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

  12. 12. Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

  13. 13. I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

  14. 14. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

  15. 15. That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original sex bomb.

  16. 16. Girl, you know what they say: sex with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

  17. 17. I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

  18. 18. You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

  19. 19. I'd like to trickle down on her.

  20. 20. I'm gonna Barrack your world.

  21. 21. Next!

  22. 22. I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

  23. 23. Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

  24. 24. You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

  25. 25. Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

  26. 26. The only thing to spank is butt itself.

  27. 27. Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

  28. 28. Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

  29. 29. I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

  30. 30. Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

  31. 31. A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

  32. 32. Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

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