physics pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

  2. 2. Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

  3. 3. Might I integrate your curves tonight?

  4. 4. Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

  5. 5. I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

  6. 6. So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction sweetheart.

  7. 7. That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

  8. 8. Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

  9. 9. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

  10. 10. Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

  11. 11. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

  12. 12. A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

  13. 13. What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

  14. 14. Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

  15. 15. Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

  17. 17. I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

  18. 18. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

  19. 19. Neutrinos might have the mass, but I've got the length.

  20. 20. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

  21. 21. Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.

  22. 22. I swear I'm not a physics major.

  23. 23. Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

  24. 24. What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

  25. 25. Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

  26. 26. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  27. 27. I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

  28. 28. Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

  30. 30. Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

  31. 31. I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.

  32. 32. Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase?

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